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You know those things you really wanna say...?

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 11:32 AM
These are a list of things I wish I'd been ignorant enough to say to people when they first spewed their stupidity at me both online, at school, in my house and in public.

Just remember; when you say stupid things...THIS is what everyone is thinking.

- So this is an inherited condition?
- You should probably just shave it off.
- Did you knock her up?
- There isn't enough crack in the world.
- ...Why do you smell like Crisco?
- Well thankfully you're not the knocked up one.
- Luckily you'll never be in a hot tub with an actual girl, huh?
- Two miles is not impressive.
- Fuck your thighs.
- Go buy a toothbrush.
- You really think SVU really gives you perspective?
- I don't CARE who you were with last night. I feel bad for him though.
- Did you get that degree in a 7/11 parking lot?
- Wait...lemme guess you don't wanna be here? Like the last five weeks?
- Oh. You think the Matrix is real?
- We -can't- vote, dumbass, perhaps you should recheck that roster.
- Shut up. Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE -FUCK- UP!!!!

  • Watching: Lewis Black's Root of All Evil

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  • Current Residence: In A Nest Of Pirates
  • Interests: American law, wrestling, LAX, cinema.
  • Favourite movie: Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Favourite band or musician: All Time Low
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Andy Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: JK Rowling
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Chromatic
  • Favourite game: Smackdown vs. Raw 2009
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Brian Griffin
  • Tools of the Trade: College ruled paper, Paint Shop Pro/Gimp

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