Just remember; when you say stupid things...THIS is what everyone is thinking.
- So this is an inherited condition?
- You should probably just shave it off.
- Did you knock her up?
- There isn't enough crack in the world.
- ...Why do you smell like Crisco?
- Well thankfully you're not the knocked up one.
- Luckily you'll never be in a hot tub with an actual girl, huh?
- Two miles is not impressive.
- Fuck your thighs.
- Go buy a toothbrush.
- You really think SVU really gives you perspective?
- I don't CARE who you were with last night. I feel bad for him though.
- Did you get that degree in a 7/11 parking lot?
- Wait...lemme guess you don't wanna be here? Like the last five weeks?
- Oh. You think the Matrix is real?
- We -can't- vote, dumbass, perhaps you should recheck that roster.
- Shut up. Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE -FUCK- UP!!!!






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